GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movi